Table of contents:
Chapter 1 - CONFESSIONAL - I did it for the money
Chapter 2 - in development
Chapter 3 - in development
Chapter 4 - IT'S ABOUT TIME ... and counting beans, minutes, and seconds>
Chapter 5 - BADGES? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Chapter 6 - IF IT'S IN STOCK, we've got it!
Chapter 7 - BAD DRONES must be punished
Chapter 8 - Law of the Lobby per counsel pro se
Chapter 9 - in development
Chapter 10 - in development
Chapter 11 - in development
Chapter 12 - in development