Reluctant scriptophobe Jeff Bauer, aka alienjeff, is a freelance writer, occasional pamphleteer, and jack-of-all-trades residing in Winsted, Connecticut. He is a graduate of Ward Technical College in Hartford, majored in Industrial Electronics Communications Technology and has a doctorate from the school of hard knocks.
When not writing, pamphleteering or jacking in the trades, he sleeps and does other things.
Expecting some pretentious curriculum vitae? Here's another version.
If you're still not happy, just try to deal with it. Okay?